Nat and the Ant

"Mom! there's an ant on the floor!"

I run over to her, thinking she's upset

Searching the floor, I say "Where?"

In her funny little voice, "I cut its head off with the end of my stroller."

"I'm going to do another ant"

Seeing her still rolling her stroller across the carpet, daddy says, "How many times are you going to kill that?"

"Oh, so many times. .... I'm going to kill it until it doesn't stand up."