Bathroom Humor

So, I just get done telling you how Nat loves her dad and can't leave him alone...wherever he may be. The other day, she realizes he is not in the living room and finds the bathroom door locked. The following is an approximation of that conversation.

(knock knock knock)

"Dad, can I come in?"

"No hun, I'm getting in the shower."

"But why can't I come in?"

"Because you really shouldn't see my privates. We should try to keep our privates covered."

"Oh..... you need to wear underwear."

"Yeah"

"So you don't poop on the floor.... like Jasmine."