Someone call Guantanamo. Tell them all to forget the water-boarding. I have a proven torture technique that is sure to fly under the radar of international scrutiny. My kids will do anything no to see it used. It's called a bulb syringe. According to John, its a sure form of torture. Ask him. I know he'd rather see me in labor than see me suck out my kids' noses! It could be "coupled with the fact" (hahaJIR) that I have to hold down their arms and legs with my hands, legs, ...whatever I can use. For Nat, its worse than a spanking! She even begs me not to do it to Julsie...and that's saying something. Oh well, no one ever said a mom's job was always pleasant. And when you see what comes out of one of those things, its surely not pleasant.
Sunday, April 20, 2008
Tool for Torture
Someone call Guantanamo. Tell them all to forget the water-boarding. I have a proven torture technique that is sure to fly under the radar of international scrutiny. My kids will do anything no to see it used. It's called a bulb syringe. According to John, its a sure form of torture. Ask him. I know he'd rather see me in labor than see me suck out my kids' noses! It could be "coupled with the fact" (hahaJIR) that I have to hold down their arms and legs with my hands, legs, ...whatever I can use. For Nat, its worse than a spanking! She even begs me not to do it to Julsie...and that's saying something. Oh well, no one ever said a mom's job was always pleasant. And when you see what comes out of one of those things, its surely not pleasant.
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Heather I am so with you on this one! Thanks for making me smile!
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